Some things Bush should contemplate before attacking Iran, but won't:
1. It will be far worse than Iraq which hasn't turned out well at all.
2. You will demonstrate to the world the US is no longer a super power.
3. Such an attack will ruin what little respect any country has for the US.
4. Iran will attack world-wide on a scale you won't believe.
5. You can't destroy all of Iran's offensive capabilities fast enough to prevent retaliation.
6. Ten dollar per gallon oil? Oh yeah, that's not a bad thing. I forgot.
7. Obviously Israel, Syria, Lebanon and others will join in.
8. You will wreck what's left of the US military.
9. Even Iranians deserve to live. You will kill civilians in obscene numbers.
10. You will be personally responsible for the deaths of millions of people throughout the Mid-East.
11. People around the world will revile you until the day you die and probably long after. What a great fucking legacy.
12. Your father may finally disown you. Oh, I forgot, you don't really care.
13. Everyone will finally realize just how psychotic you actually are.
14. Your balls will shrivel up and most likely fall off.
15. No doubt almost everyone will see your foreign policy was shit.
16. Paraguay may be too close to the US for you.
17. Because Iran can retaliate, Lebanon is viable, the PA is viable, Syria is viable, you may well trigger the destruction of Israel.
18. You will no longer be able to vacation in the Persian Gulf.
19. Quite possibly you'll see the sinking of one or more US warships.
20. Most likely many of the US's allies will lose thousands of people.
21. You will postpone and guarantee Iran's having nuclear weapons.
22. Its probable Iran won't be the last to develop nuclear weapons as that's the only way to keep you from attacking them.
23. You will prove beyond a doubt you are the most stupid fucker to ever lead a country...period.
24. The 23% approval rate you have may fall down to just members of the US Congress.
25. You will single handedly destroy what's left of the GOP. OK, that could be a good thing.
26. If you're lucky (we're all lucky?) this won't incite a world war.
27. Can you say military coup d’état? They've happened for lesser reasons.
28. You will crush the US economy which you've already decimated.
29. Billions of dollars in military aircraft will be lost. You don't think the Iranians won't fight back, do you?
30. Russia and China are nearby. They may decide its in their best interests to stop you. And China doesn't even have to intervene militarily. It could just call in its US debt. Huge fucking oops!
31. Then there are the American lives to be lost. Can't have enough of those can you, Bush?
This is a partial list. But its a start. Feel free to add to it in comments.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Bush,For Once In Your Life - THINK!
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5 comments:
Good list and one must seriously wonder if Bush's purpose for all this craziness, is for the things you have named to come true.
Thus enable the ushering in of Martial Law and the New World Order his daddy so dreamed of.
Excellent list and thanks Larry for the heads up.
LOL
Your balls will shrivel up and most likely fall off.
He ain't got balls! Just inflatable balloons in his pants!
Good list, Thanks Larry for bringing me on over to Earl's place.
Just remember, Bush needs to have a terrorist attack us at home in order to enact martial law...so Earl, you best believe he is looking for the kind of fight you think he is. Otherwise, how will he create the Fourth Reich...oops, I mean King George's Reign, the way his daddy intended it for him?
Oh and Naj - Georgie Boy's balls shriveled up from cocaine abuse years ago. That said, I was under the impression he used a sock to compensate ;)
Identity Check
Earl, if Bush is STUPID enough to attack Iran he will finish to toppling of Pax Ameriana, like WW2 did finish off the British Empire.
WW2 moved the struggle of world domination from Berlin and London to Washington and Moscow, this time it will move to Bejing and back to Moscow, but they might not fight like the US, British and Germans did, they might just agree to divide the world between them.
Yes I do think Bush is that stupid, and wants to attack Iran no matter the consequences.
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